Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses claim that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the animal, resulting in some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone popular online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- deliberately went there
- but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's trading here his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a pen full of hungry alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.